Water please.

Porter, from bed: "MAMA!"

Mama: "YES?!"

Porter: "DADDY!"

Mama: "Porter, WHAT DO YOU NEED?!"

Porter: "I NEED WATER!"

Wayne: "What does he need?"

Mama: "Water."

Wayne gets water, goes tot he bottom of the stairs: "PORTER!"

Porter: "YES DADDY? WHAT DO YOU NEED?"

Obviously we ask that a lot. What 3 year old asks, what do you need?" Funny kid.